AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! You would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..
Oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
"This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. On behalf of Robin’s family, we are asking for privacy during our time of profound grief. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions."
game of thrones hogwarts au
jon snow puts on the sorting hat
“ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”
one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”