if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
What my resume says I did: Streamlined comparative data entry processing for donated materials.
What I actually did: Pressed ctrl-c and ctrl-v when copying information from a webpage into a spreadsheet instead of manually right-clicking and selecting “copy/paste”.
Spoiled rabbit growls/thumps when you stop petting it (´；ω；`)
PET ME ASSHOLE
I decided to make custom R/B sprites for the current Twitch Plays Pokemon team! They’re transparent! Feel free to use them anywhere you like, you don’t have to credit, but it’d be really nice if you did. :>
aaabaaajss (Bird Jesus): Obviously looking holy, the laurels in beak represent victory.
AATTVVV (All-Terrain-Venomoth): Self-explanatory.
AAAAAAAAAA (King Fonz): AAAAAAAAAAyy
OMANYTE (LORD HELIX): The appointed god of TPP, risen from the Lord Helix. It’s facing away from the viewer because it is guiding Red.
AIIIIIIRRR (Air Jordan): Ready to SURF some waves and shoot some hoops.
AA-j (Double-A Jay): Also known as “Archangel of Justice.” It’s the battery bird, who’s had both positive and negative effects on Red’s adventure.